Man or Muppet

I reflect on my reflection And I ask myself the question What's the right direction to go I don't know Am I a man or am I a muppet If I'm a muppet then I'm a very manly muppet Am I a muppet or am I a man If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man I look into these eyes And I don't recognize The one I see inside It's time for me to decide Am I a man or am I a muppet If I'm a muppet oh I'm a very manly muppet Am I a muppet or am I a man If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man Here I go again I'm always running out of time I think I've made up my mind Now I understand who I am I'm a man I'm a muppet I'm a muppet of a man I'm a very manly muppet I'm a muppet of a man That's what I am