New York, New York

Come on, Gabey, hurry up! Twenty-four hours! Hey, why don't ya look where you're goin'. You'd think it was your first time in New York! It is! GABEY, CHIP, OZZIE: New York, New York! It's a helluva town! We've got one day here and not another minute To see the famous sights! We'll find the romance and danger waiting in it Beneath the Broadway lights; But we've hair on our chests So what we like the best are the nights Sights! Lights! Nights! GABEY, CHIP, OZZIE: New York, New York, a helluva town. The Bronx is up, but the Battery's down. The people ride in a hole in the groun'. New York, New York, it's a helluva town! Hey, Gabey! Gabey, look. Gabey, it says here "There are 20, 000 streets in New York, Not counting MacDougal Alley the heart of Green-Witch Village, A charming thoroughfare filled with..." Here we go again! The famous places to visit are so many, Or so the guidebooks say. I promised Daddy I wouldn't miss on any. And we have just one day. Got to see the whole town From Yonkers on down to the Bay. GABEY, CHIP, OZZIE: In just one day! New York, New York, a visitor's place, Where no one lives on account of the pace, But seven millions are screaming for space. New York, New York, it's a visitor's place! (Two sailors enter, weaving and weary-looking - One happy, one very glum.) Hey! Look who's comin' back! It's Tom and Andy! Hey, Tom, Andy! Hey, fellas, how are the New York dames? Wonderful - I don't remember a thing! Awful! I remember everything! Manhattan women are dressed in silk and satin, Or so the fellas say; There's just one thing that's important in Manhattan, When you have just one day; Gotta pick up a date... Maybe seven... Or eight On your way. GABEY, CHIP, OZZIE: In just one day! New York, New York, a helluva town. The Bronx is up, but the Battery's down. The people ride in a hole in the groun'. New York, New York, it's a helluva town!!