Dance of Doom

Dance Doom Dance of Doom Dance Dance of Doom Dance of Doom, here we go Put out your arms and shake your head Roll back your eyes just like you're dead One hand hip, other hand hip Take two steps and triple front flip Take off your legs but keep your pants on Then take off your head and throw it at your mom Now that you're lighter, do a push-up And out of your neck hole, quack like a duck Lie on the ground and just stay put And wait 'til a human steps on you and hurts their foot Here comes the chorus then I'll show you soon How to do the rest of the Dance of Doom Dance Doom Dance of Doom Dance Dance of Doom Now bend your arm then bend it back You're doing it wrong if you don't hear it crack Right side down, left side down Just a little lower, now you're underground Remove some ribs so you can kick your own face Roll down some stairs, then take a lunch break Punch punch kick, punch punch kick Spin forty times and land in the splits Now it's time for a corndog sword fight You're doing it wrong if that feels right Replace your scalp with snakes Or really any piece that Lego makes Juggle with some boulders While you crowd surf on skeleton soldiers Now clap your hands Then squeeze your pituitary gland You'll grow a little bigger pretty quickly And destroy the dance floor, literally Dance Doom Dance of Doom Dance Dance of Doom Plastic ninjas in your room They're all doing the Dance of Doom Plastic ninjas in your room They're all doing the Dance of Doom Plastic ninjas in your room They're all doing the Dance of Doom Plastic ninjas in your room They're all doing the Dance of Doom Dance of Doom Dance of Doom Doom Dance Doom Dance of Doom Dance Dance of Doom Dance of Doom

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