Be Our Guest

Ma cherie Mademoiselle, It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure That we welcome you tonight And now, we invite you to relax Let us pull up a chair As the dining room proudly presents Your dinner! Be our guest Be our guest Put our service to the test Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie And we'll provide the rest Soup du jour Hot hors d'oeuvres Why, we only live to serve Try the grey stuff It's delicious! Don't believe me? Ask the dishes They can sing, sing sing They can dance dance dance After all, Miss, this is France And the dinner here is never second best Go on, unfold your menu Take a glance and then you'll Be our guest Oui, our guest Be our guest C'mon, yeah be our guest, guest guest Beef ragout Cheese souffle Pie and pudding en flambe We'll prepare and serve with flair A culinary cabaret You're alone And you're scared But the banquet's all prepared No one's gloomy or complaining While the flatware's entertaining We tell jokes I do tricks With my fellow candlesticks And it's all in perfect taste That you can bet Come on and lift your glass You've won your own free pass To be our guest If you're stressed It's fine dining we suggest Be our guest Be our guest Be our guest Be our guest Be our guest