When They Really Get to Know You, They Will Run

What makes you think that it won't grow back In a day or two Husbands in winter, they know the truth But what can they do I don't like girls the way they are So shave their legs, and make them look like movie stars Then we can pretend it's natural Put on whatever makes you attractive If it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion If your friends like a certain you, that's who you have to be Junior high legs; blond hair gone brown From removing it Waxing since thirteen - wisdom from a beauty queen Her tiara digging deep in her head Put on whatever makes you attractive If it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion If your friends like a certain you, that's who you have to be That's who you've got to be I'm starting to think that i'm kinda shy or at least i'd like to be Winter legs give me heart attacks so take it off with laser, so it never comes back So we can pretend it's natural