Slippin'

Hey, homies Who, me? Yeah, that's right, you the fly hustler Ah, y'all still sellin' that fake Louis, huh? Hey! Don't be turnin' the high side up in here You don't even got the dope (pssh) Oh, baby, I don't need the high side Just give me some khakis, and I'm straight Tryin' diss me? Ole raggy, rooty-poot, runned-up, gangsta Who you think you are? M.C. Hammer? You can't afford this Louis Vuitton Aw, what you mean I can't afford it? Why would I wanna try to afford some old, fake Louis? Baby, if that's real Louis, I'm Tom Cruise Excuse me, I'd like to buy some You don't know jack about this Louie Take your sorry self over booth number two for the crack pipe Yeah, alright, I got your crack pipe right here, baby Get off my dick Woah, Louis Vuitton never made a sweatsuit But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie boots So, you roll to the swap meet, girlfriend buttless Rip Phantom top on your seven six Cutlass In the shop, Louis V is what you seek Black Knight Cortez slippin' off your feet You're saggin', droop like a balla' Your girl starts walkin' towards the counter, so you call her "Ooh, this is on, why don't you get this for me?" Every time you hit the swap meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme A little old lady in the back starts to creep, she's deep (that's right) Through Cazaly's, she peeks Her name is Mary Pong, and she's got it going on Swap meet weave, with the swap meet thongs Leather mini skirt with the oriental draw Little Mary Pong is raw She said, "I wanna make your girlfriend look good Start buying all your Louis at the hood" And you're sprung, on the 2 for 1 Fake Louie at the swap meet, son Now, you know brown Louie is played But you're drunk and you just got paid So you bought the gear, little Mary says, "See ya" Little did you know it was, "Made in Korea" Swap meet Louie Swap meet Louie (that's right, tell 'em homies) Swap meet Louie Swap meet Louie (right here, baby) Swap meet Louie Swap meet Louie (what you need?) Swap meet Louie Swap meet Louie (you don't know jack about this Louie) Victim number two, a rich, young couple from Bellevue, huh Welcome to the swap meet, another dumb couple 'bout to get beat Out came little Mary Pong, she had the big Louis V gear on The couple got sprung and the wife want some Louis V hat with the diamonds She's thinkin' she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal The hat might a had a LV on the back But at the swap meet, that ain't jack But she bought it, cost about three hun Mary pong said, "You are the one" But when the girl's Louie got wet, she started complainin' Baby girls Louie started fadin' Now, she's tryin' to take it back But the swap meet don't play that 'Cause when a customer tries to intimidate, huh Mary Pong pulls a .38 She ain't about to get bum rushed She's strapped, and she's ready to bust But at the swap meet you don't pay tax They're movin' out fake Louie by the batch Swap meet Louie (clockin' lots a dollas') Swap meet Louie (we all got gold) Swap meet Louie (black silk jackets) Swap meet Louie (rich flaunt clout) Swap meet Louie (make no sounds) Swap meet Louie (make no sounds) Swap meet Louie Swap meet Louie (make no sounds) Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped smooth in a swap meet Buyin' much gear for the feet When we spot Mary Pong with a blank face Sellin' bootleg Mix-A-Lot tapes The brother bought the tape and kept steppin' And Mary Pong starts lookin' for a weapon I got a plan, and I'm about to use it What's up with the bootleg music? Mary Pong is about to get jacked She had a stack of big bootleg racks Me an' Attitude creeped like snakes Grabbed the tapes and the Louie and break The whole swap meet went crazy I'm sockin' more fools than Patrick Swayze Toss a mess of fake Louie in the trunk Hit the gas and the tach just sunk Like that, I'm outta there Swift brothers like to roll in pairs So we jet, back to the Boulevard fast Slingin' swap meet Louie for cash Swap meet Louie (that's right, tell 'em homies) Swap meet Louie (right here, baby) Swap meet Louie (what you need?) Swap meet Louie (wh-what you need?) Swap meet Louie (right here, baby) Swap meet Louie (you don't got money?) Swap meet Louie (you don't got money?) Swap meet Louie (start steppin' Leroy)