How I Do It

Folks today don't see my way Though the flora is sure to be a nice array And my children tell me no They got their people to see They got a place to go Does it make me sad? Does it hurt old dad? Or should I go with the flow? Flowerbeds with turtleheads got me Spinnin' and a grinnin' when the bloomin' spreads Hey, another turtle-geek No wait, that's just a fella' tryna take a leak Guess it's only me That's a devotee But am I enough? What if I own it? Wanna be like Wanna be like someone who can own it Wanna get to Wanna get to a point where I can Dance like a dad with my shirt tucked in Like it doesn't look bad when the cramps set in I'm gonna own it And my name is Yeah, my name is Owen and I own it And I like my And I like my flowers when they bloom In the moon like the fruit of the loom You can say I'm a loon, but I'll celebrate my turtleheads and own it Guess my boss assumes I'm soft So I'll go to this and show him I can write my ass off If only he'd assign real news Instead of fluffy-fluff and beauty stuff and style reviews That's a minor glitch 'Cause I've got the itch And a lot to prove I'm gonna own it Gonna kick in Gonna kick the door in like I own it Gonna bust in Gonna bust in headfirst like a badass boss lady mom of two Like a one chick Bernstein and woodward too I'm gonna own it Gonna get in Gonna get in hone it and then own it Gonna put my Gonna put my foot down like my pits and my bits aren't shvitzin' now And a holy cow 'cause I'm finally gonna show 'em how I own it "I'm offering a reward of 50, 000 dollars to whomever finds Shampagne" "In fact, you know what? Make it 60, 000" "Wait no 55, 55, 000" "Print that! Your news monkeys, or post it or like it or whatever" "The dog was last seen in Central Park" "Oh, let me out here!" Is it weird to hide in the shadows? Is it weird to follow so close? Is it so weird I know where he goes? Ohh Is it bad I have this affection? Is it bad I can't look away? If I don't tell would that be okay? (Hey, hey) C'mon be boldfaced Be daring or never own it at all Never own it at all "Helen, hold this" I'm gonna own this 'Cause whenever Yeah, whenever Bitsy dies, I'll own this I don't miss you Little shih tzu Now that you are gone I'll be next in the heirloom line And all the furniture you see here is mine, mine, mine I'm gonna own it And I'm gonna Yeah, I'm gonna be the one to own it Gonna bathe in Gonna bathe in hundred dollar bills With a man who looks like Magic Mike While I nibble on the kibble that I know you like (Own it, own it, own it) I can also sing (when I own it) A new best friend for Cole Be boldfaced and daring I will be the one in control So my dreams come true So I get what I want And my little dog, too I'm still here (when I own it) Raise awareness for turtleheads (when I own it, when I own it) I'll be free to openly stare Be a billionaire It's totally healthy how much I care Now I gotta Now I gotta own it

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