If I Had A Million Dollars

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you a house I would buy you a house And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you furniture for your house Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you a K-Car A nice reliant automobile And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree fort in our yard If I had a million dollars you could help It wouldn't be that hard If I had a million dollars Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge In there somewhere We could just go up there and hang out Like open the fridge and stuff And there'd all be foods laid out for us Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things They have pre-wrapped sausages But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon Well can you blame them Yeah If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you a fur a coat But not a real fur coat that's cruel And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you an exotic pet Yep like a llama or an emu And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains Oh all them crazy elephant bones And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a million dollars And we'd take a Limousine cause it costs more If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner But we would eat Kraft dinner Of course we would we'd just eat more And buy really expensive ketchups with it Thats right all the fanciest Dijon ketchups mmm mmm If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you a green dress But not a real green dress that's cruel And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you a monkey Haven't you always wanted a monkey If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) If I had a million dollars I'd be rich