Fairy Godmother Song

Your fallen tears have called to me So here comes my sweet remedy I know what every princess needs For her to live life happily With just a— Wave of my magic wand Your troubles will soon be gone With a flick of the wrist and just a flash You'll land a prince with a ton of cash A high-priced dress made by mice, no less Some crystal glass pumps and no more stress Your worries will vanish Your soul will cleanse Confide in your very own furniture friends We'll help you set a new fashion trend! I'll make you fancy I'll make you great The kind of gal the prince would date They'll write your name on the bathroom wall "For happy ever after, give Fiona a call!" A sporty carriage to ride in style Sexy man-boy chauffeur, Kyle! Banish your blemishes, tooth decay Cellulite thighs will fade away And oh, what the hey! Have a bichon frisé! Nip and tuck, here and there To land that prince with the perfect hair Lipstick, liners, shadows, blush! To get that prince with a sexy tush Lucky day, hunk buffet! You and your prince take a roll in the hay! You can spoon on the moon With the prince, to this tune Don't be drab, you'll be fab! Your prince will have rock-hard abs! Cheese soufflé! Valentine's Day; have some chicken fricassée! Nip and tuck, here and there To land that prince with the perfect hair Lipstick, liners— Stop! Look... thank you very much, Fairy Godmother But I really don't need all this! Fine, be that way

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