Smoking in Bed

Lightning bugs buzzing 'round the piss elm tree I'm a hundred miles form reality Take a big drag-suck it all in Blow it out the window, let it ride on the wind I see indigo wheels of purple and blue People on TV, look like me and you There's spiders on the ceiling and buzzards on the wall If I could find the telephone, I'd give you a call Smoking in bed, smoking in bed It's bad for my body, good for my head I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed Have any y'all ever seen a mattress burn While listening to the Byrds sing "Turn, Turn, Turn" I've seen it happen, I'm living proof If you don't believe me look at the hole in my roof Now I can lay around the here and look at the sky And watch the fuzzy black dragons as they fly by I think it's time to roll a bog ole fatty And try to find the phone to call Miss Paisley Patty Smoking in bed, smoking in bed It's bad for my body, good for my head I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed Smoking in bed, smoking in bed It's bad for my body, good for my head I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed