Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humor to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted. In the live action/CG-animated comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish...and has refused to leave his side ever since. -- (C) Universal
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Everybody Needs a Best FriendNorah JonesPlays in the opening credits of the film during a montage of John and Ted throughout the years. |
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Flash's ThemeQueenJohn and Ted watch \"Flash Gordon\". The song plays again when John sees Sam Jones and he starts dreaming about riding the scooter with him. |
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Thunder BuddiesMark Wahlberg & Seth MacFarlaneJohn and Ted sing the song during a thunderstorm. |
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Kiss Kiss (feat. T-Pain)Chris BrownJohn recalls in a flashback where he accidentally knocked out Lori while showing off his dance moves on the dance floor. |
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Stayin' AliveBee GeesAnother flashback shows John and Lori dancing when she asks him what his dance moves are like. |
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The Imperial MarchJohn WilliamsLori plays her ringtone to John while he\'s searching for his phone. |
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The KeyJohn WilliamsTed flirts with the new girl by performing sex at the cashier stand. |
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Knight Rider Main ThemeStu PhillipsJohn\'s ringtone. |
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Soldier (ft. Ruwanga Samath)Maxwell DTed tries to get John to come to the his apartment because Sam Jones is at the party. |
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Football FightQueenJohn drives to Ted\'s apartment in a Flash Gordon sequence. |
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SinDaphnéJohn meets Sam, who invites him and Ted for shots. |
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Get FreeScreamSam finishes making John and Ted snort cocaine in the bathroom. |
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Only Wanna Be With YouHootie & The BlowfishTed sings along to the song on the karaoke screen. |
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Sexy Little ThingThe High DecibelsJohn and Ted get Sam to punch a wall. |
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Battle ThemeQueenSam gets into a physical altercation with the Asian chef. Ted tries to fight the chef\'s duck. |
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CrushDaphneJohn realizes that he was suppose to be back at Rex\'s house until Lori arrives, knowing that he was lured by Ted to come to the party. |
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Come Away With MeNorah JonesRex and Lori attend a Norah Jones concert. |
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All Time High (Theme from \\\"Octopussy\\\")Mark WahlbergJohn dedicates the song to Lori before singing it on stage. |
1:09 |
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Raiders MarchJohn WilliamsOpening bars are heard where Ted slides down the stairs as he tries to escape from Donny. |
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I Think We're Alone NowTiffanyTed sees Donny smoking a bong and dancing to the music video. |
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The HeroQueenTed and Sam do \\\"The Flash Jump\\\". The narrator closes the film with what happened to the character\\\'s life after the story. |
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Song for the Young FolkThomas Newson
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