Black Dynamite Soundtrack [2012]

0:01

Basehead offering two dollars, a cheeseburger with no cheese, and conjoined Cambodian twins to the base dealer at an alleyway.

0:02

The base dealer running from the cops.

0:03

Kissinger giving Nixon “bad black news.”

0:04

Black Dynamite’s crew preparing for the beach party.

0:05

At the Blackqua party.

0:05

Black Dynamite telling Honey Bee that there’s something fishy with the Blackqua party.

0:05

Thick James arriving at the Blackqa party on a parachute and when Thick James enters the Soul Food eating contest.

0:06

Black Dynamite building a sand Whorephange.

0:07

One of the orphans making fun of Black Dynamite’s sand Whorephange.

0:08

Bullhorn at the soul food eating contest. [0:09] Bullhorn wins the contest. [0:18] Bullhorn passes out on the beach.

0:09

Black Dynamite lamenting to himself on how there’s no reason for him to be at the beach party.

0:09

Black Dynamite noticing someone watching over him. [0:14] Black Dynamite asks the seaman why he’s been watching over him. [0:16] Captain Quinton telling Black Dynamite if he doesn’t stop Black Jaws, blacks will never be able to swim in peace again.

0:11

The black community asking Black Dynamite why he can’t swim.

0:11

Black Dynamite tells Little Orphan Annie he would’ve let Black Jaws eat her instead of getting into the water to save her.

0:12

Black Dynamite tries to flashback.

0:12

Flashback to Black Dynamite having a bubble bath with the members of The Supremes, Diana Ross, Donna Summer and Chaka Khan.

0:12

Flashback to Black Dynamite using a rocket launcher to blow up Fiendish Dr. Wu’s secret underwater base to avoid swimming.

0:12

Flashback to Black Dynamite throwing a bomb into the ocean to save a man from drowning.

0:13

Mr. Mayor calling Nixon to inform him that the black community has left the beach.

0:14

Earth, Wind & Fire are performing at the beach until they are attacked by Black Jaws.

0:15

“That was the work of Black Jaws.”

0:16

Captain Quinton recounting the story of Black Jaws to Black Dynamite.

0:17

Black Jaws taking Cream Corn away. [0:18] Captain Quinton tells Black Dynamite and his crew to get on his boat to save Cream Corn.

0:18

Captain Quinton taking Black Dynamite and his crew on his boat to save Cream Corn.

0:18

Black Jaws rams into the boat

0:19

Captain Quinton telling Black Dynamite how to conquer his fear of swimming.

0:19

Black Jaws eats Captain Quinton.

0:20

Black Dynamite conquers his fear of swimming.

0:20

Black Dynamite takes his crew back to shore.