Two and a Half Men Soundtrack [2003]

# 1

Pilot

# 2

Big Flappy Bastards

# 3

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

# 4

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

# 5

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

# 6

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

# 7

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

# 8

Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

# 9

Phase One, Complete

# 10

Merry Thanksgiving

# 11

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

# 12

Camel Filters and Pheromones

# 13

Sarah Like Puny Alan

# 14

I Can't Afford Hyenas

# 15

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

# 16

That Was Saliva, Alan

# 17

Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats

# 18

An Old Flame With a New Wick

# 19

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

# 20

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

# 21

No Sniffing, No Wowing

# 22

My Doctor has a Cow Puppet

# 23

Just Like Buffalo

# 24

Can You Feel My Finger?