Sweet Transvestite

How d'you do? I... See you've met my Faithful handyman He's just a little brought down 'Cause when you knocked He thought you were the candyman Don't get strung out by the way that I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a girl by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover I'm just a sweet transvestite from sensational Transylvania Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie Well you got caught with a flat Well, how about that? Well babies, don't you panic By the light of the night When it all seems alright I'll get you a satanic mechanic I'm just a sweet transvestite from sensational Transylvania Why don't you stay for the night? (Night!) Or maybe a bite? (Bite!) I could show you my favorite obsession I've been makin' a man With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relievin' my tension I'm just a sweet transvestite from sensational Transylvania Hey, I'm just a sweet transvestite from sensational Transylvania So, come up to the lab And see what's on the slab I see you shiver with antici... pation But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom!