Deadpool Rap

Deadpool Deadpool Deadpool They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast Came to merc the bad guys and get some ass Got blades for days, got guns galore Got combo moves, evades and more With bear traps and hand grenades Pull the pistol like a maniac, right in your face Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts Sittin' on ma chair, scratching ma nuts Don't stop when I shoot, Full auto is on Your ass is grass and I'm mowin' the lawn Hot lead to the head and I won't stop What 'cha crew gonna do, when I hack and chop? All these bitches are pre-madonnas I stuff my face with Chimichangas Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce Deadpool Sexy motherfucker Deadpool Dead- Captain Deadpool Nah, just Deadpool Merc with a mouth, I can't die One foot in the grave, but I'm still alive Try to kill me, I'll just revive Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes I'm dangerous, feelin' reckless, squeeze your neck like I was a necklace Jump, flip and leave 'em headless I like my guns all big like Texas Hey goons, thugs and bosses Guess what, I brought Colossus! Times up, better count your losses Kickin' that ass as my girlfriend watches Run away, you know that I'll chase Every bad guy, but 'em right in their place Revenge, I'm gonna give you a taste I'm sexy as hell, but I cover ma face About to take you all to school, with guns and knives Deadpool Tellin' jokes and breaking the rules I came for the tacos Deadpool Playin' with the ladies and the family jewels to bust a nut Deadpool 'Bout to throw down with all these fools So come an' get some Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain, ha! Kickin' ass and taking names Payback time, I'm not playin' games These superpowers are feelin' strange I move like a freaking ninja Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya Got two swords, now I'll avenge ya I don't care if I offend ya Listen up, I got somethin' to say That's right, I run ma mouth all day Step up, take a blood bath Now you're tryna run and it's makin' me laugh Ha, ha, ha! Where you gonna go to? Try to hide, but you know that I'll find you Tippy toe, sneakin' up behind you I'm Deadpool, do I have to remind you? Regenerate, because it's cool When I fall off a ledge Deadpool The crazy ass guards all lookin' to duel So click, click, boom! Deadpool I don't believe in the golden rule I came to get laid Deadpool Note to the ladies, I'm not a tool I'm a sexy motherucker Sexy motherucker Sexy motherucker Sexy motherucker Sexy motherucker Deadpool Deadpool Deadpool Deadpool