You Don't Mess With the Zohan Soundtrack [2008]

0:01

Zohan walks down the beach, joins in a game of Hacky Sack and wins a tug of war.

0:02

While cooking on the BBQ, Zohan's friend and the girls dance to music. Zohan joins in until a helicopter arrives to take him away.

0:07

Zohan's friend and the girls ask him to come next door, but he declines, saying he's going to dinner with his parents.

0:10

Zohan exits the car and begins free running.

0:17

Zohan talks to the cab driver (Chris Rock) about dreams while music plays in the background.

0:17

After leaving the airport, shots of New York are shown. Zohan asks the cab driver to take him to the Paul Mitchell hair salon and eventually arrives outside.

0:18

Zohan imagines himself working in the Paul Mitchell salon while looking through the salon window.

0:19

Zohan enters the Paul Mitchell salon to apply for a job, and later leaves while dancing and making everyone laugh.

0:25

Zohan and Michael are at a disco club, and Zohan points out a "big" girl to Michael while instrumental music plays.

0:26

Zohan talks to the DJ in the club while a second song plays in the background.

0:26

Zohan plays music from the DJ box in the club while Michael dances next to a "fat" girl until he is thrown out.

0:27

Zohan meets Uri in the club but denies his true identity at first.

0:27

Zohan talks to Uri in the club's bathroom and expresses his desire to cut hair. Uri offers him a job in the electronics store.

0:28

Zohan attacks a dreadlocked wig in a salon.

0:29

A faint song plays in the background in the kids' salon.

0:30

A Walbridge poster is hung on the wall as Zohan walks with Uri's business card to find the electronics store. He eventually spots it.

0:31

Music plays inside "Going Out of Business," the electronics store, as the staff deals with customers. Uri negotiates with one of Walbridge's men, and Zohan arrives.

0:36

Zohan dances from the electronics store, across the road, to the salon.

0:38

Zohan cleans his teeth with hummus, sweeps hair in the salon, and practices small talk

0:46

Zohan spits out an earring to turn on the stereo and shampoos a lady's hair.

0:49

Dhalia arrives at her salon to find a long queue of customers waiting outside. Zohan impresses the ladies with his hair-cutting skills, and he also cuts Michael's mum's hair.

0:51

While working at the salon, Zohan receives a call from Paul Mitchell, who tries to recruit him to work for his company.

1:14

After cutting a lady's hair, Zohan asks Claude if he was successful in impressing her. Claude is unsure, and they each take a shoulder.

1:18

Walbridge talks to some hillbillies over the phone.

1:19

A poster advertising a Hacky Sack tournament is put up, and Zohan mentions that he has tickets.

1:22

In the salon, Dhalia hands Zohan the new Paul Mitchell book, and they say their goodbyes before Zohan leaves.

1:24

Just before the Hacky Sack tournament, the guys prepare their weapons, such as taking grenades out of the fryer.

1:25

The Hacky Sack tournament begins, with Kevin James and John McEnroe shown on the big screen.

1:26

Mariah Carey performs a live rendition of the US national anthem at the Hacky Sack tournament.

1:26

There is a disco break during the Hacky Sack tournament.

1:36

Zohan leaps out of Mariah's window and jumps down the building.

1:39

Zohan and the Phantom engage in a fight with the hillbillies on the street and talk about shoes. The news covers the scene.

1:40

The hillbilly with the bomb crashes through a window and lands on a sofa between two guys. The puppies follow shortly after.

1:42

The closing scenes feature the new mall, with the Phantom working in a shoe store, Salim offering goat rides, the electronics shop, and Zohan working in his new salon with Michael and Dhalia. Zohan's parents also make an appearance.

1:43

Break up

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